So, if I got this right, yo may have used to be an extrovert who’s horny all the time but now, with the new zodiac signs, you may actually be an introvert who likes flowers? With this new zodiac sign change I am officially raising the BULLSHIT flag on all those fortune tellers and horoscopes (not that it hasn’t been raised on my watch before, but this just makes it super duper official).

Apparently, the Zodiac signs are based off the Earth’s axis and it’s relation to the stars or how Earth is aligned towards them. Apparently, when the original zodiac signs were made 3,000 years ago, we had those 12 zodiac signs that determine our destiny and our lives. But now, there’s a 13th sign, the Ophiuchus, that comes into play. People listed under this sign are said to be retarded and ugly…. according to one zodiac psychic palm reader horoscope thingys.

Anyway, here’s the full list of the new zodiac signs /new astrological dates. It’s up to you what you want to do with them.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

New Zodiac Signs / new astrological dates: Check your Birth Date Sign

New Zodiac Signs Change and Meanings: Signs 2011 Chart for Birth Dates