“From Paris with Love” Movie Review – You’ll Love It… If You’re a Fan of Steven Seagal or Jean Claude Van Damme…

If you read my long title, “From Paris with Love” Movie Review – You’ll Love It… If You’re a Fan of Steven Seagal or Jean Claude Van Damme… and you happen to like Steven Seagal or Jean Claude Van Damme, then you probably didn’t get my sarcasm. So let me lay it out for you… this movie SUCKED BALLS!

It really sucked.

You’ll like it if you like mindless movies with no story or plot. I know people have said that line before… “This movie has no plot…” but this time I swear to you, it’s true! This movie has no story whatsoever. If they did use any sort of script, it was just to make sure that the right expressions of pain were said during different fight scenes that Steven Seagal John Travolta kicked the asses of the ogres that attacked him.

But seriously, some suicide bomber / spy / terrorist person called Jean Claude Van Damme John Travolta and the Travolta man was able to tell exactly where she was from the sound of the cars on the freeway. Is there only one freeway in Paris?

The fight scenes were somewhat ok. But the entire package left you feeling empty and stupid. As if you missed something from the story, until you finally realize that there was NO story.

On the other hand, this movie was rated 5 Stars and Two Thumbs Up by both Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme….