Celebrating Halloween in the U.S. of A. is one of the best experiences that I love coming back to! It’s a billion dollar industry here that’s taken with the utmost sincerity!

See some of my past Halloween costumes here – Halloween Costumes Blast from the Past

This year (2009), I had three choices of what I would dress up as…. the first two costume ideas were…

Single Ladies – LOL LOL LOL !!! This would have been a total hit! This would be from the Beyonce music video to her hit “Single Ladies” which was later on parodied on Saturday Night Live by Justin Timberlake and others. Now the problem with this was that one, none of my other guy friends had the balls to do this with me, and two, we realized that it might not be the best costume for when nature calls. My friend brought up a good point that having to pull off the leatard, pull down the stockings, deal with whatever underwear I’d be wearing, find my way in the dark porta-potty and add to that balance on my heels…. would be an almost impossible task. So kinda shifted away from that.

Kanye West – Kanye’s smooth move at the Video Music Awards would have made this costume SOOOO much fun! I would just be an asshole all night long! I would jump in front of people as they were taking pics and just say “Imma let you finish taking your pic, but I just wanted to say that Beyonce has the best camera ever!” or something to that degree. But I didn’t want to paint myself “black” nor did I want to shave my hair off and add in those crazy swirls or designs he had on his head. So had to pass on this… OMG, but it would have been soo fun!!!

So anywayz, I instead did something that turned out pretty cool… this year, I dressed up as the old man from the Disney / Pixar movie: “UP”

Here I am with two vajayjays….

It was really fun, and I only ran into one other person who did the same thing! I wish I could have had more friends who would have dressed up as the talking dog and the bird in the movie… lol

But yeah, other than the thick coat, bow tie and wig being REALLY hot to dance / drink / party in… it was a lot of fun!

I also highly recommend watching this movie if you haven’t already!

Can’t wait for my next costume party!!!!