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How Not to DIE

Here’s some very important tips on how to avoid dying.

How not to die:

1. Don’t jump off planes, bridges, cliffs or any high places

2. Don’t talk to strangers

3. Don’t try unfamiliar things

4. Don’t forget to brush your teeth

5. Don’t question the way things are

6. Never break the rules

7. Never take risks

8. Do as you’re told

9. Conform

10. If in doubt, don’t do it

How to LIVE:

1. Ignore all of the above

“There was a very cautious man, who never laughed or cried
He never risked, he never lost, he never won nor tried.
And when he one day passed away, his insurance was denied,
For since he never really lived, they claimed he never died”


Old Wisdom

First I was dying to finish high school and start college.

And then, I was dying to finish college and start working.

Then, I was dying to marry and have children.

And then, I was dying for my children to grow old enough for school so I could return to work.

But then, I was dying to retire.

And now, I am dying……

And suddenly realized, I forgot to live.

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To make money we lose our health,

and then to restore our health we lose our money…

We live as if we are never going to die,

and we die as if we never lived….

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More on staying young:

How To Stay Forever Young

George Carlin’s Views on Aging

Song and Video that Will Make You Want to Live Forever, Forever…